A lesson in remembering the words of old:
"If any man shall build a mostly useless tower of flickering color-coded nuisance near a busy thoroughfare, it shall be stricken down in due time."
~unknown lofty philosopher, 367b.c.
Not only was the WZZM13 weatherball hit by lightning, but the colors we all depend upon have become scrambled. Word has it that mass panic spread across GR within minutes as commuters lost their bearings. Confused shouts were heard from motorists including, "I can't see the weather! I can't see the weather? Is it still raining??"
and, "It's blue(cooler in view) and red(warmer ahead) and PURPLE! There's no rhyme for PURPLE! What's happening??!AAARRGGHH!"
The beacon of weather awareness is currently dark, undergoing repairs while throngs of bewildered urbanites stand vigil beneath. When asked why they had gathered, one accountant summed it up for the whole group: "We just want our weather back."
UPDATE-------->
11:35pm
Current weather: Dark. Cricket-y.
